Shoveling Dad
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So my dad was just in the hospital... because he's a doctor and he
works there. He also knows that if he ever feels faint he's only
an elevator and his own signature away from reclining on a
Craftmatic adjustable bed in a gown while watching his beloved
CNN.
This actually happened over the weekend minus the CNN. He checked
out right as "Blizzard 2005" was starting up. And the next day
what does my dad want to do? Shovel. I'm like "What?" He says, "I
just need the exercise." I'm like if you need the exercise go on a
stationary bike. If you want to throw out your back or have a
heart attack then you can shovel.
I think the recruiting poster for shoveling is a picture of Uncle
Sam grabbing his chest. And the message reads, "I WANT YOU... to
call 911!"
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