August 25, 2005

Hey, all!  I'm back and in the first person!

I'm in my last week of a 10 week workout program with Body by Jake!  Saturday we get our final measurements taken.  The top ten ladies who lost the most inches get 500 bucks and our infomercial shoots on Sunday!

My Upcoming Projects:

* I am in rehearsal for a kids show called "A Doggone Musical." I star as a neglected puppy who runs away from home.  The show tours elementary schools in Los Angeles starting mid September.

* I am also in pre-production on my new one woman show. It will feature many of my original hit songs such as "Don't Touch My Anus" and "Accidental Daddy."  I will be sure to let you know when and where I will be performing it!